This just in:
First: As of this moment, the Democrats -- now in control of the House for the first time since 1994 -- have 50 seats in the Senate, with Virginia still too close to call.
Second: OMG, US Defense Secretary Donald Rumsfeld is stepping down!!!
HOW FREAKING AWESOME is it that we have our first-ever FEMALE SPEAKER OF THE HOUSE??? Nancy! Nancy! Nancy!
Minnesota elected the first-ever Muslim to Congress. HUZZAH, KEITH!!!